This page must be the the ultimate exercise in vanity. A foolish monument to the belief that among the countless pages on the internet, you will stumble upon mine, and that you will be so mesmerised by the words on these here pages that you will leave me a little note to whisper “I was here. Your words mattered, because I read them.”

Or, you will call me a faggot because I didn’t like the video game you liked. Either way, leave a note. You seem nice.