This page must be the the ultimate exercise in vanity. A foolish monument to the belief that among the countless pages on the internet, you will stumble upon mine, and that¬†you will be so mesmerised by the words on these here pages that you will leave me a little note to whisper “I was here. Your words mattered, because I read them.”

Or, you will call me a faggot because I didn’t like the video game you liked. Either way, leave a note. You seem nice.